Mornings Stink
I’m not a morning person, no matter when ‘morning’ is for me. I might be waking up at four in the afternoon, but it’s morning to me, which means I’m not on the bounce. I need a coffee, and I need it badly. Of course, four or five in the afternoon is not when coffee is at its freshest, and it pees me off to no end to pay five bucks for a stale coffee.